Thanks China

This is why I can’t hate on China.

No matter how much their government spits on basic human rights, while keeping most of their population below the poverty line, forcing them to eat anything with 4 legs besides the dining room table, and executing an even higher proportion of them annually than Texas, the fact remains that those same downtrodden people, who have accepted being treated like that as their culture, hand-assembled this, and you can buy it for $2.49 off of I-85 in South Carolina.

Brilliant.

Happy 4th of July.